#WHISKEY DICK MEME INSTALL#

It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. 'We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.'ħ) A man walks into a bar. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.' 'You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church,' stated the pastor. 'My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. 'Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,' the young man replied. The pastor asked them, 'Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?' You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.' The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor told them, 'We have special requirements for new parishioners. I came three times trying to wash that shit off.Ħ) A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

#WHISKEY DICK MEME INSTALL#

Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?'ĥ) My wife gave me a handjob the other day using Vaseline. The man walks in and says, 'Nice tits ladies. Flustered, one says, 'Who is it?' followed by a man's voice saying, 'Blind man.' Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. So both nuns are painting the room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door.

One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them. 'Why when I asked Mommy did she say it was nothing?'ģ) A husband says to his wife, 'Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?' She replies, 'I don’t like calling you when you’re at work.'Ĥ) Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day. 'Dad, what's that thing hanging down under the elephant?' 'Oh, that's his penis,' the day replies. The daughter is confused, so she asks her dad. 'That's his tail.' 'No, underneath!' The mother blushes and says, 'Oh that's nothing.' The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, 'Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel.'Ģ) A family is at the zoo and they get to the elephants when the daughter notices something odd so she looks at her mom and says, 'Mom what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?' She answers, 'That's his trunk.' 'No, in the back,' the daughter says. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the husband wafts the towel.Īfter two minutes, the woman starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had. Men's HealthĪfter 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. Nobody expects you to create an artistic masterpiece about Cobra but put in a little effort and at least making an edit if posting something unrelated.Gain exclusive access to the best sex tips, relationship advice, and more with our premium membership program.

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